After my girlfriend rejected my marriage proposal at a UCLA basketball game on the jumbotron, it unfortunately went viral and hit TV networks worldwide.  Days after the heartbreaking debacle, she privately revealed to me why she can’t be with me forever: my small penis size – yes…OUCH.

“Unhung Hero” follows my real life journey as I boldly set out to expose this extremely personal chapter of my life confronting ex-girlfriends, doctors, anthropologists and even adult film stars. From Witch-Doctors in Papua New Guinea to sex museums in Korea, I have a lot of turf to cover on my globe trotting adventure to finally answer the age old question: Does size matter?

Patrick Moote
The moment I decided to make this documentary.

Want some Wiener talk?
Is there a better way to get people to talk about size then dressing up like this?  Of course not.

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Princess Leia (Allie Haze) giving size advice at an adult award show.

Can't believe I'm doing this...
This looks crazy, but Master Tu has over 10,000 students!